Have not farted in like almost a week... seriously, is that normal?

Where do we go from here? I hope that people here don't bail en masse, in less than a week "Am I Pregnant?" rose like the proverbial phoenix from the (albeit temporary) ashes of KR. We can't let it disappear just as quickly.

BTW, now that KR is functioning, shouldn't we lose the "Why isn't Kittyradio working?" bit at the top of the page?

To get more interest in the board and get people posting... how about a "Fancy Like A Princess" type deal? I was thinking of like photo contest where there's a theme... so it's like America's Next Top Model.

Like the theme would change every week or whatever and you'd have a certain amount of time to post a photo of yourself all dressed up and made up as the theme.

I have no …

It's about time a kittyradio wiki was created.

It's time to hand over any screenshots or wavs or any good shit to be included!

THE WIKI IS HERE

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Try typing in a certain two words that both start with M and see what happens. love

In order to make Am I Pregnant? more safe for work I took down the awesome logo jonny-boy made for us.

Apparently someone on the mod list IS being a tyrant, I just activated a log in the admin panel that lets me see all recent mod actions so whoever it is might get a can of whoop-ass unleashed on them.

I'm working on a lot of changes to the mod powers and trying to get it so anytime …

I just tried editing the rep bar? I don't think it actually is fixed but now you can have up to 500 reputation?

edit: and you can edit other people's reps. so it's like a bootleg rep system.

New unikorn smiley.

Yay! Now it feels more at home.

I haven't farted in 5 days now, I'm wondering if that's okay or whether it means there is something wrong.

I've been eating mostly pasta with tomatos and garlic and cheese, oranges, cookies, some brocoli with soy sauce. Not the most gassy foods. So is it normal to go a long time without having any gas or am I turning into a princess or something?

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that's kind of strange because of the brocoli
but anyway
maybe you're farting in your sleep
like real loose ones
more like blowing

it's a miracle!!! maybe you'll be canonized as patron saint of Windeze? however, if you miss letting rip, i suggest lots of beans & carbonated beverages What a Face

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i am farting right now

OS, you said you haven't farted, but you didn't say whether you may have burped during these 5 days. If you have, I imagine that's how you might be getting rid of excess wind.

fuck that's class

maybe you have chewed all your food properly this week?

I haven't been burping either. WHERE IS THE GAS GOING?

I just pooped but it wasn't very satisfying. I think some gas got out but it's not a real fart if you're pooping.

I want the farts back. Of course they'll probably come back with a vengeance at a really inconvenient time. But I mean, it must all be happening in my sleep or something. But I've never really been on a farting schedule before so I don't see why they'd only happen at night now.

I'm going to wikipedia farts so I can solve this mystery.

I had a friend who claimed she never ever farted. She was being completely serious too. But she must have been LYING. I refuse to believe it's possible for someone to never fart.

maybe you've just stopped? maybe there's a limit to how many farts you do and youve done all yours?

i farted in public the other day, and i didnt even care

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I have a friend who claims she pees thru her big hole instead of the peehole.
And she's serious about it.

Don't you hate it when you're in a shop and you go pretend to look at something you don't care, like tools, just because there is no one there so you can fart. You're waiting for the smell to go away and this guy who's actually looking for tools happens to come around and he smells it and he KNOWS it was you and there's nothing you can do about it at this point?

she should pee on herself to see what's really going on

when i was wee i freaked out that i was missing something cause i thought i only had two holes

last night i was watching the torchwood where owen dies and he was like "oh, i'm going to miss farting"and i thought of you guys

sunday green wrote:: she should pee on herself to see what's really going on

when i was wee i freaked out that i was missing something cause i thought i only had two holes

Explainz?

do you mean two holes as in vagina & bumhole, & you didn't think you had a urethra opening?

yeah exactly

i mean with girls, it's kind hidden away

and i was pretty freaked out, when i was about 5 or somethin

i knew i did number one and twos, but i was pretty sure i would never have a bb cause i didnt have teh bb hole

same. i was really confused too
i did not know where my urethra was until was like, i dont know, 12? maybe older. i just never looked or cared

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same. thought the pee pee hole was a myth.

Really? wow. I had an interest I guess Very Happy

I well knew what everything was and where it was on both sexes before that age!!

have you farted yet, OS?

as for the peehole, i think i was 25 when i discovered that it existed. i needed a pee sample taken straight from the bladder, so this nurse tried to stick a catheter up my peehole. it hurt like hell and she said mine was tiny. in the end she just let me pee into a cup thing because she couldn't get the tube up.

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I can't even imagine not being able to fart because I really enjoy it? I have a keen interest in matching the scent with what I have eaten.
After eating a lot of beef one time i did one which smelled like gravy.
I'm sorry this is a bit gross but it's not often i can talk about my farts to strangers.

Though, i have mad farts right now which arnt good because i'm going out & i prefer to fart around good friends not strangers. Especially when i'm trying to pull said stranger.

oh jeeebus i forgot about this thread.

this is why i could not ever have anyone i know irl ever see this or kr.

See. I wanna meet you now. Just to remind you I know about your farts Very Happy

I bet they were super stinky when they arrived?

I actually don't remember. I don't think so???