So it has KRapped out again?

This happens at the beginning of every month. It's destroying my whole weekend.

godDAMNIT.

i can't believe i'm kr co-dependent enough to have registered for the kr lifeboat board.
man.
and also because i'm upset i can't read tigz thread about that whiny bff girlskank who is all up in her nerves and relationship.
you should do a big show and tell us all about it, i will call in.

and i forgot the name of that lush shampoo that makes your hair not fall out as much. but needed to remember it.
and wanted to read the kr thread of twilight because i rented that tweeny bullshit to get drunk and watch tonight.

now i have to get drunk and rely soley on this movie to entertain me.

this is because i made a mean brooke joke huh?

Dang, I had interesting relationship thread to make as well. Boo.

well. this has ruined my bank holiday weekend

orchestral wrote:

and i forgot the name of that lush shampoo that makes your hair not fall out as much.

stop the presses. this exists? I NEED IT. omg i lose like a small child's head of hair every day and its starting to make me cry.

theres a shampoo that does that? i need it.

It's called New and it has cinnamon sticks in it. It smells good.

It's supposed to be stimulating for your scalp or something.

oh right! yes.

it's called NEW!

http://www.lushusa.com/shop/products/hair/solid-shampoos/new


oh fucking gross.
why does it have to look like there are maggots in it?
and stink like spice curls filth?
man. this is a big disappointment.

i dont think kr is coming back soon.

why god why i hate cinnamon.

i like that at this board, you can set your own reputation.
for example i gave myself 99/100.
i think that says alot about the people who started this message board.

also, fyi, twilight, the movie. was really. great.
i'm sad to admit. i ate that shit up like a 12 year old with greasy hair, a training bra, and an edward cullen keychain and poster collection. (even though that he looks like a muppet. i let that slide, because the sexual tension/angst was so good)

rob says cricket has huge tits. and that she posted them in a birthday thread.
i think he's lying.

i posted them SORT OF in mthfckr's birthday thread a long time ago. because i wrote happy birthday mthrfckr on them. but i was wearing a bra. and they were kinda busting out of that particular bra but they really aren't terribly huge. average c cup and rather buoyant in their old age.

oh man i thought i'd never find it in the hellhole that is my photobucket. but lo and behold,



idk i don't think they're massive? but then again maybe i just think that way bc the bar is set pretty high by certain kr members.

oh yeah and twilight is definitely something i can see myself guilty pleasuring myself to at some point. like in two weeks when i'm no longer getting round the clock brainfucked by stalin and his comrades.

defenestration wrote:

oh man i thought i'd never find it in the hellhole that is my photobucket. but lo and behold,



idk i don't think they're massive? but then again maybe i just think that way bc the bar is set pretty high by certain kr members.

they are good!
^^

i did not write this.
(even though i agree)

they are some good boobies

thumbs up

so is anyone knowing anything about the kr thing? maybe god shut it down so i would have a better chance of getting all my work done.

can we talk about how now i want to have sex with Lush and everything ir ead about on their site?

i would go right now. RIGHT NOW. if their only store wasnt in the midle of fucking 34th st. who wants to go there. right now. in this rain. with the unwashed masses.

ugh.

wait wait wait. google maps lied to me. there are four locations. okay the one downtown is good.

anyway, i miss KR. i also wanted to post the new YELLOW clothes i bought yesterday. i might return the skirt though. its just so bold.

i found a really special youtube member while kr is down.

it's a mildly retarted black guy, and his racist but equally slow puerto rican girlfriend.
they do sex education videos, give tips on how to keep a relationship spicy, and let you in on video tips on how to have toilet sex, jewish sex, and watch videos of Macy's christmas themed window displays in new york.

jewish sex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hd1AuD13Fw

toilet sex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBD7X-wMebs

a reenactment of what to do if you find your black man with another woman's draws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-4Cnicycvc

her concerns about a werewolf boy report in the news: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgKjps3e-co

top 3 coma sutra positions (tip: after you get on top, you just "do him, do him, do him, do him"): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hd1AuD13Fw

AND condom tasting! also how to use condoms at kid's parties by filling them with food!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UGwctVM6-4

does anyone know what ended up happening in my calculator thread?

thanx.

i like how in my profile it automatically tells people that i am sagittarius and year of the monkey.

there are too many smilies here though.

i agree, i've made this my signature smiley to cope with it

today sucks.

i am sick and coughing like i have polio, or something old fashioned. what did people get where they cough blood?

and there is nothing to do.

i am listening to bob dylan and looking out the window at tree tops.

it is profound, let me tell you

am i full of crazy or was stalin kind of AWESOME looking?

It's still not back, fuck it.