i enjoy that this sub forum is called maladies.

Where do we go from here? I hope that people here don't bail en masse, in less than a week "Am I Pregnant?" rose like the proverbial phoenix from the (albeit temporary) ashes of KR. We can't let it disappear just as quickly.

BTW, now that KR is functioning, shouldn't we lose the "Why isn't Kittyradio working?" bit at the top of the page?

To get more interest in the board and get people posting... how about a "Fancy Like A Princess" type deal? I was thinking of like photo contest where there's a theme... so it's like America's Next Top Model.

Like the theme would change every week or whatever and you'd have a certain amount of time to post a photo of yourself all dressed up and made up as the theme.

I have no …

It's about time a kittyradio wiki was created.

It's time to hand over any screenshots or wavs or any good shit to be included!

THE WIKI IS HERE

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Try typing in a certain two words that both start with M and see what happens. love

In order to make Am I Pregnant? more safe for work I took down the awesome logo jonny-boy made for us.

Apparently someone on the mod list IS being a tyrant, I just activated a log in the admin panel that lets me see all recent mod actions so whoever it is might get a can of whoop-ass unleashed on them.

I'm working on a lot of changes to the mod powers and trying to get it so anytime …

I just tried editing the rep bar? I don't think it actually is fixed but now you can have up to 500 reputation?

edit: and you can edit other people's reps. so it's like a bootleg rep system.

New unikorn smiley.

Yay! Now it feels more at home.

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but i almost was like "WHERES THE FUCKING HEALTH FORUM"

just because i'm sick.

anyway, what did Miss Scarlett have? because i think i'm encountering the same thing.

it started out like the regular flu (muscle aches/fever general MALAISE since we're using neat words)

& then i started vomitting like i was in a horror movie or frat party aftermath.

& then i've stopped vomitting and now am shitting like a geyser. it's unfortunate and disgusting. & i don't think i'm actually getting any nutrients at all. like i eat crackers now & crackers practically come back out the other end.

i wish geek was informed of this. because google is really scaring me shitless (no pun intended) but now i think i have the HIV cirrosis of the liver & diabetes all at once.

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it's probably just a virus, dont be so neurotic!
i would be worried i was dying too. go to the doctor.
PRICELESS ADVICE. sorry, i dont have it

I'm no doctor but I think the best think to stop the shitting would be pepto-bismal or yogurt???

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i'm pretty neurotic about diseased/death.

& PEPTO DOES NOT WORK. for the record.

however we're on a broth based diet at the moment and it seems to be working.

as a fat kid, however, it's not very fufilling and i'm getting kind of mad.

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broth diet? maybe thats not so good for you.
as long as we're talking about diets. i just ate half a mini bag of fritos because i was bored. BORED.
dear god. i'm not overweight, but still. i could be thinner. the thing is i'm a big baby and want to not care at all because i want bigger tits.
yeah, thats right. so i want to not care about the rest of anything either. but i do.
my diet secret is poppy pod tea. yeah, that shit Silvine made threads about. not exactly proud.

good luck with the shitting and puking though

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well that's what some nurses told me to do. BROTH. EAT IT UNTIL YOU START TURNING BRIGHT YELLOW.

i do not love fritos, at all. infact they're kind of gross?

i don't like doughnuts either. or cake. unless its coffee cake.

i love shitting and pissing my insides out, makes you lose your appetite and pseudo diet whe nyou have no willpower, like me

and it prob is a virus like OS says, just your body trying to get rid of yuck. maybe you are allergic to broth?

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well in addition to my broth.

i've added a few saltines for substance here and there.

and so far so good.

but actually sunday green i was excited about the "i've lost about 938472937 lbs since this virus occurred" part.

i always like to think the worst of my symptoms.

when i was younger i wanted to kill myself.

& now i'm just afraid im dying all the time.

well good for you for sticking to it, especially when youre sick

iget really mental about getting sick the older i get too

and i have to get catscans every couple of years cause lots of people in my family died of clotting and haemorraging brain things, so everytime i get an evil eyestrain headache im pretty sure there's a clot waiting to bust my eye clean out of my head and kill me

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mthrfckr wrote:: when i was younger i wanted to kill myself.

& now i'm just afraid im dying all the time.

i sympathize. i do not allow myself to google anymore when i'm ill.

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sokkar wrote:

mthrfckr wrote:: when i was younger i wanted to kill myself.

& now i'm just afraid im dying all the time.

i sympathize. i do not allow myself to google anymore when i'm ill.

i literally believe it should be blocked from my phone & computer. completely.

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to update however

i have had a piece of turkey & pretzels.

i do believe this virus (aka Fred) is moving on.

RIP Fred.

sokkar your icon looks like its from the movie The Black Narcissius but then she has a dot so i don't think it is, if it IS however, amazing movie.

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no, my avatar is from charulata.

RIP fred.

the last time i went googling for maladies i was convinced i was going to have an aneurysm and die because i'm too poor for healthcare.

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ahh i'm too poor for healthcare as well.

it sounds like a simple case of the stomach flu. its probably good that you didnt waste your money on a doctors visit for something that would end up clearing up on its own.

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it did indeed clear up.

i believe it was salmonella.

did you eat any peanut butter lately? because theres been a recall on peanut butter.

sokkar wrote:

mthrfckr wrote:: when i was younger i wanted to kill myself.

& now i'm just afraid im dying all the time.

i sympathize. i do not allow myself to google anymore when i'm ill.

isn't that odd? i am the same
i find it so peculiar

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shitty weave wrote:: did you eat any peanut butter lately? because theres been a recall on peanut butter.

well yes, i knew that. but i really don't know where i ate the said peanut butter/paste/product.

i do eat cliffbars though, the peanut butter chocolate chip one. & i'm pretty sure cliffbars got recalled & i ignored it anyway. but i can't remember if that was recently enough to cause salmonella. apparently the peanut butter being recalled is like... shit already IN stuff. & i'm not observant to ingredients.

(and yes i'm still posting her b/c it's dead over at kr at the moment)

anyway dithy, you google illnesses as well?

mines gotten so bad that no one believes that i'm sick anymore. it's quite retarded.

mthrfckr wrote:: ahh i'm too poor for healthcare as well.

me too.

mthrfckr wrote:

shitty weave wrote:: did you eat any peanut butter lately? because theres been a recall on peanut butter.

well yes, i knew that. but i really don't know where i ate the said peanut butter/paste/product.

i do eat cliffbars though, the peanut butter chocolate chip one. & i'm pretty sure cliffbars got recalled & i ignored it anyway. but i can't remember if that was recently enough to cause salmonella. apparently the peanut butter being recalled is like... shit already IN stuff. & i'm not observant to ingredients.

(and yes i'm still posting her b/c it's dead over at kr at the moment)

anyway dithy, you google illnesses as well?

mines gotten so bad that no one believes that i'm sick anymore. it's quite retarded.

yes cliff bars were recalled. my friend works in a gym and they had to pull all of theirs.

i do the google thing. but i think its more so because i dont have insurance so i dont want to shell out a shitload of cash for a doctors visit. but googling your symptoms often does lead to the fear. im always afraid its gonna turn out that something is really wrong with me and i dont have the money or insurance to get it treated.

Pretty much every hypochondriac google expedition I've been on has led me somehow to cancer.

Sore throat... CANCER.
Sprained ankle... CANCER.
Itchy elbow... DEFINITELY BOWEL CANCER.

Edit: i just noticed that bowel is an anagram of elbow. there may be some truth in that diagnosisissis.

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